April Shower!

Oh my! Another shower. There was a required shower on Thanksgiving so I could go to Brian's house. Then, just the next month ( ! ), for Christmas Eve, I had another required shower to go to Tommy's house. I did make it through Easter because I went nowhere but today...I'm going to Brian's again...another shower. Where does it all end? I have to keep washing off the protective coating I spend months to build up. I suppose it's not even relevant that I discovered my tee shirt was inside out for four months or that I also discovered my underpants were backwards all that time. Ah well...maybe I can make it until my birthday in August before subjecting myself to the clean police again.